Indie RP blog for Uzumaki Mito | Single | Tracking: thewhirlpoollady | Please read rules before interaction | Online [x] | Offline [] | Away/Skype [] | M!A: none | mun is a super duper lazy thing and is always ready to make new friends ;u;

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                                           If you’re OC Friendly
                            would you mind reblogging this
                               so i can check out your blog
                                        my dash is slow as shit

Put a numeric kanji in my ask to tell me what you’d do with me~


零 I’d do nothing with you.

一 I’d talk to you.

二 I’d hug you.

三 I’d kiss you on the cheek.

四 I’d cuddle with you.

五 I’d make out with you.

六 I’d fondle and caress you.

七 I’d jerk you off.

八 I’d stimulate you orally.

九 I’d have penetrative sex with you.

十 I’d be your slave and do anything you wish.


*thinks about fave character* *SMILES REALLY HUGE AND COVERS FACE*



i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me



Reblog if…


  • Your blog is anon-friendly
  • Your blog is open to starters aimed at them
  • Your blog willing to respond to open starters
  • Your blog is open to questions about headcanons


checking your phone in the middle of the night



plays: 656,957
  • Me: Talks about thing I like
  • RL friends: I don't really care. Let's talk about things I like. They're a lot better. I mean, the things you like suck.
  • Family: God, you're a geek. Why can't you like normal things? Now shoo, I have more important things to listen to.
  • Internet friends: I know, right? I love that thing too! I'm so excited!
  • Me: Talks about feelings and personal problems
  • RL friends: Oh, okay, but that's not /that/ bad did I ever tell you about the time that this one thing happened to me and it was 3290259059059x worse?? Why don't we talk about my feelings? They're more important.
  • Family: Oh god here you go again with your teenage angst! Please shut up already.
  • Internet friends: Oh my god. I am so, so sorry. Are you alright? Do you want to talk about it? I sort of understand in a way, but this isn't about me, it's about you. Just remember that it gets better. Don't give up, please. I believe in you.
  • Me: Talks to internet friends
  • Family and RL friends: Why do you go online and on your phone so much? God, what are you, antisocial? What's your issue?
  • Internet friends: Don't worry, I'm here for you. I wish I could hug you right now.

Intensely wants to rp with your character but doesn’t know how to approach.

Breathes on your shoulder.